Tuesday, February 11, 2003

First Day of School (and two limericks)

Written for the elder daughter, but can't remember if it was part of a letter or what. I know she was no more than eight at the time.

Dear Bernrat, Here's a limerick I made up:

I once knew a girl named Thelma
Who lived in the city of Selma
(Alabama); in a house
She lived, in the South,
That is, and that's the story of Thelma.


No big deal, right? Mildly (very mildly) distracting, right? However, if you happened to have a lisp, this seemingly simple lyric takes on previously unseen difficulties. As follows:

I onth knew a girl named Thelma
Who lived in the thity of Thelma
(Alabama); in a houth
Thee lived, in the Thouth,
That ith, and thath the thtory of Thelma.


See what I mean? Work on it. I'll expect a recitation next time I see you. Love, Daddy

And this one for the younger on her first day of school. I used to secret these things in her lunch box so that she'd find something more nourishing than mere food at midday. She was six or seven at the time, the nervous wreck type, who always stressed out over the first day of school, cried if she misplaced her homework, fainted if she had to give a presentation before the class, etc. She was the type who, while all the other kids were out playing, could spend hours alone in her room drawing, painting, or reading. My little perfectionist. She remains so to this day, but seems otherwise healthy.

Dear Ebie,


I will see you, my child, this afternoon.
The day seems long, but the time is soon
When you shall be tightly held and kissed
Because you were so sorely missed.
Tonight, when you crawl into bed,
And Daddy strokes your sleepy head
And sings you into a land of dreams
(Where nothing is as it really seems),
After kissing your nose and each little eye,
He will look out at the darkening sky
And sing the moon upon her way
To sooner bring the dawn, the day,
When you awake and embrace once more
The father who watched you from the door,
Who gave you to God till night was done,
And the angels lifted a drowsy sun.



Love, Daddy




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